31 Responses to “Orgasm Etiquette”

• ozcpl1 responded:
  

  nothing is nicer than knowing you are doing it right. The more feed back the sexier the mood.

• Swingfest responded:
  

  I think its polite and sexy to ask if its OK to do so, and then make as much noise at it takes to let everyone in the same postcode know what you are doing !

  Nothing so sexy as hearing Mrs Festie yelling across the room with…….

  ” Gooooooooooooo Wayneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ”

  :)

• Luke responded:
  

  LOL I think wiping on Venetians is OK but wiping on the Chihuahua is probably going a little too far:

  Should You give clear indication you are going to orgasm?

  - Yes

  Should you squeal and scream?

  - Only if you are a girl - if you are a guy it is unbecoming

  Should you refrain from Noise?

  - Depends

  Should you Chihuaha? . . (Uncle Festie will get it)

  - No comment

  Should you Cum first?

  - Dunno. Usually the girl has come a few times befoe I get around to it

  Should you spray like a Porn star?

  - No

  Should you cum in mouth?

  - Only with express permission.

  More explanation coming.

• twicespice responded:
  

  EXPRESS PERMISSION:

  IS that when you cum really fast

• twicespice responded:
  

  Uncle Festie:

  When Auntie Festie - is screaming - Gooooo Wayneeeeeeeeeee . . .

  That’s actually instructions for you to leave the room.

  :)

• Luke responded:
  

  Express permission = acknowledgement that to ‘accidentally’ come in someone’s mouth is inexcusable. LOL

• twicespice responded:
  

  Especially if you are not having sex with them

• Luke responded:
  

  Should you refrain from Noise?

  - Depends. Noise in the sense of ‘loud, confused, or senseless shouting or outcry’ (Merriam Webster) e.g. talking about politics, sport, or work while other people are trying to make sexy time is intolerable.

  Noise in the sense of unintelligible but nonetheless appreciative sounds, screams of ecstasy, moans, groans, heavy breathing, purring, growling, and all the other sexy noises are appreciated and encouraged.

  Especially when it’s Paula that’s making them.

• Paula responded:
  

  Moi? As we all know - no one knows when I come!

• Paula responded:
  

  I think you should just be yourself.

  For blokes the need to say “I am about to come” when receiving oral is a must - there are some things that I save for Luke alone and that is one of them.. not to mention safety!

  As for spraying like a porn star - thats gross.

  But what about sloppy seconds?

• Luke responded:
  

  Sloppy seconds - Nope - never. Not with ANYONE.

  I play this little mind game with myself where I pretend that I have no idea what might have happened 30s before we arrived. But what I don’t know won’t hurt me.

• twicespice responded:
  

  I assume sloppy seconds - actually refers to sex (with condom) due to safety remark above . . .

  So does that mean - Luke wouldn’t have sex with Paula after she was intimate with another man?

  - - - - - - - - - - - - -

  Though if we are referring 2 reheated spaghetti at 2am after great sex with your partner - Oooooohh I am in.

  —————————

  Now i am from Sydney originally and we used to have this joke -
  What’s the difference between a North Shore Girl and a Bowl of Spaghetti?

  The Spaghetti moves when you eat it . . .

  ____________________________

  Anyone for Parmesan Cheese with their Sloppy Seconds (yeah i know - that is gross - but - it is cheeky)

• twicespice responded:
  

  I also play a mind game 30seconds before meeting people . . . Wonder if we are related?

• Luke responded:
  

  LOL Twice - does North Shore mean native or naturalised? I know a couple of North Shore girls that haven’t lost the power of movement.

  re ANYONE I mean anyone, but don’t forget it’s only a mind game - if it were for real I wouldn’t get a lot …

• Paula responded:
  

  Scuse me… just got to get the Nurse to move my legs for me… cant quite reach the lap top either.. *rings bell*

  We North shore girls have others to do our work for us - didn’t you know that?

• twicespice responded:
  

  Paula . . they are called Fluffers - hehehe

• Paula responded:
  

  No really - I can see with my own eyes. She is a nurse and the male maori nurse takes over at 8 pm

• twicespice responded:
  

  You getting a Hakka from a Fluffer…..

  and why do kiwi’s call their sheep Marty?

  CumMarty CumMarty

• fipty801 responded:
  

  Look it’s easy:
  Men should tell everyone within close proximity what they are up to.
  Women can do whatever the hell they want!

  twicespice should stop trivialising everyone elses’ opinion if it doesn’t match his own.
  Seriously. What a wanker.

• fipty801 responded:
  

  twicespice,
  Don’t really think you’re a wanker - just thought it’d be fun to see your reaction after writing that!

• Paula responded:
  

  pffff ing my tea all over the screen! lmfao

• twicespice responded:
  

  thanks fipty . . .

  and it’s no trivial matter being this obnoxious . . . (i assume you must be a north shore girl - just put that in - thought it’d be fun to see what reaction i get)

  Note: If women are squirters shouldn’t they tell everyone within close proximity too . . .

• Paula responded:
  

  FUCKING SQUIRTING - what is wrong with everyone?

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• fipty801 responded:
  

  North Shore…VERY NORTH….ABOUT 180klms north.

• Paula responded:
  

  North Shore is so nice we invited fipty too - not “too” north though cos it aint that nice there!

• Luke responded:
  

  Re the squirting thing - “be careful what you wish for, it could just be urinary incontinence”

  He said, in his most sensitive tone of voice …

• Paula responded:
  

  lmao - oh yuk I remember her well!

  Talk about a turn off!

• Swingfest responded:
  

  *cough*

  What you may think is a turnoff is a massive turn on for lots of others.

  We knew very few squirters a couple of years ago, but now we know plenty. It seems a goal of many of the women in these parts !

  *best proud look*

  And I know a method that almost always works.

  :)

• raven62 responded:
  

  I know someone who thinks he knows more about it than you.

• fipty801 responded:
  

  Swingfest,
  Do share your knowledge oh wise one!

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