TWO BRAINS A favorite saying of a good Mate of mine is to call someone “two dicks” Based on “how could someone possibly be that stupid with only one”.

My preferred is two brains. The brain in my head and the sometimes far more powerful, little brain in my Dick.

Consider this scenario;

Two hot Swinging couples late at night by the Private pool. Guest female breaks the ice by stripping naked and jumping in. Both brains are immediately activated, big brain is trying to get my clothes off as quick as I can whilst small brain is trying to ensure I don’t miss a moment of that magnificent butt, bobbing around in the pool. (I was so lucky I didn’t trip over my own trousers.) By the time I hit the water small brain is in full control. Even the shock of the cold water lasted only a millisecond in pursuit of that beautiful form. By the time I catch her up (didn’t take long I can swim fairly fast) the total focus of my being is consumed with the very perplexing question, which I still can’t answer. “Do I love that beautiful butt more than those magnificent tits and how can I manage to hold both bits at once”

In hindsight, and only after having It pointed out, I did notice for a millisecond that she seemed distracted. Small brain put it down to the water being cold and continued in pursuit of holding both bits at once. Apparently she was having a little green eyed moment due to the poolside activities. Small brain had pretty much lost consciousness of the rest of the universe by then and could only see stunning body parts.

The best of me would like to think I would have picked up on something, given some space and support, whilst being the nice guy I am capable off. Mind You those tits are something to behold and a bloke is only human.

Here’s another one;

Right in the middle of a wonderful orgy session with body bits in every possible erotic configuration. Small brain is being massaged by a lovely large wet mouth. Big brain is completely out to lunch. Love of my life is trying to communicate with the big brain! Big brain wants to be there for her and I get there eventually, but small brain was yelling not now, pleeeease. If only it could have Come out the way I meant it to!

Sometimes I think I must have two dicks and just NEVER noticed.

Bryan

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