When we  sit around The table with a bunch of Swinging couples, having a few drinks and a good laugh, the topic of conversation usually ends up with people recounting some of their best and worst swinging experiences. Over time, everyone has a couple of really good experiences to share, and then.... there are the times You look back and cringe and think " what the bloody Hell were we thinking ?"

This....... is one of those.

We were not inexperienced at the time. We'd been in the Sydney scene for a couple of years, and we had rules by this stage. We were also quite choosy on who we played with. We had No excuses Lol

A club had opened at Rydalmere, called Fun4Two. It was loosely based on the famous club in Rotterdam, though the tenuous link was made only by the fact that the owners of both - were Dutch. It was a great club though. Attached to a brothel, but completely seperate, the owner obviously had spent some good money creating the place. One of the standout features was a sunken, tiled spa that would easily hold 40 people. Its the only spa where L and I have been comfortable relaxing at a club. The spa was also the number one spot to break the ice with couples.

We'd had the buffet dinner (included in the $99 Entry fee) and a few drinkies to loosen up, and we headed to the spa after a quick shower.

Whilst in there, we got talking to a lovely couple, who were also experienced in the scene. We had a few laughs, and then told them we were heading up to the 'dark room' and they would be welcome to join us later if they wished. They smiled and said "sure, we'd love too". So off the two of us headed, in anticipation of being joined later.

The dark room is DARK, very dark, in fact when you are in there, its as dark as a cave. You literally cannot see a thing. Its BLACK. Do you understand just how dark it is yet ? "L" and I made our way to the mattresses, and we started to fool around with each other. Playing one on one before we Play with others always enhances the mood for us, and both of us were looking forward to playing with another hot couple.

After about 5 minutes, there was a voice at the curtains, and the voice asked "can we join you ?"

SURE !!! (pssst "L" here they are ! I knew they'd Come up.... they think we are HAWT !!! he he he)

So 2 new people wander in and take up a position on the matress with us. The inevitable happened in the dark and exciting environment, and we ended up playing with each others partners.

Now.. I had this mental image of the gorgeous woman I'd talked too in the spa, and at that very moment... the mental image, and the 'touching' were NOT matching ! I was at the least puzzled.. and starting rapidly to get a bit worried. "L" leans over to me and whispers in my nose (It was hard finding my ear in the dark) GO FOR IT !! I AM..

So next thing you know.. we are all moaning and groaning and writhing around in the dark. Something is still not Right in the back of my mind though !

I can tell from L's vocal note.. that something is NOT right. The other gentleman is not quite fulfilling his end of the bargain, and after a short while I fake an orgasm, and hold Litsas hand. She starts shaking it, so the signal is to say "thanks" and leave and meet up in the bar.

We put our robes back on, and headed for the curtain. As we walked out, we both looked at each other with that " What the FUCK was that all about" Look ??? For something that had such a warmup... it was terrible. Then as we walked down the hallway and glanced back...................

We saw the people coming out of the room.

It was NOT the lovely couple we had spoken to in the spa ! It was in fact a couple we had been specifically avoiding for a period of 2 months at the club. When you talk about chemistry with people... only the chemicals at an Arsenic factory were relevant to how we felt for these guys.

YUCK YUCK YUCK.

We both bolted downstairs to the showers, cleaned up, dressed and OUT in 4 minutes flat. On the way Home, we were yelling at each other for being so stupid, and laughing at the same time. We made a pact, no more dark room EVER, E V E R !

It took us 6 weeks to pluck the courage up to go back to the club as well. Writing this, is making me shudder. *shudder*

So, what is YOUR horror story ?

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Luke   | Super Administrator | 2008-05-15 16:10:11 Our worst experience? Well we were at this club in Rydalmere ... No not really. Reply | Quote You need to be logged in to vote

Paula   | Super Administrator | 2008-05-15 17:18:44 ..... and for months we had been stalking this couple... they went into the dark room... Reply | Quote You need to be logged in to vote

Swingfest   | Author | 2008-05-15 17:31:49 Oh you WISH ! Reply | Quote You need to be logged in to vote

petitmiam - ARGH!   | Registered | 2008-05-17 05:48:47 That must have been so awkward!! What are the chances though!?! lol That's like something out of a movie. Reply | Quote You need to be logged in to vote

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