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 Just reading a "guide to swinging" - written by an Aussie ! Details to come !
   
 HI TO ALL GUESTS
   
 We've been around the block a few times, we just like to park in a different drive way now and then ! *wink*
   
 mornin all - monday is here again!
   
 Great wedding, Piccies to come !
   
 Congrats - hope all went well
   
 CplinBlk are getting married at UTOPIA this afternoon !
   
 hi rolly and voigtstr
   
 Paula is waving at hAWKS!
   
 Pussy club is on tonight woot woot
   
 
At 16:46:46 on Thu, 20 Nov  
Swingfest said:  
 
At 12:06:57 on Tue, 18 Nov  
Paula said:  
 
At 8:33:17 on Tue, 18 Nov  
Swingfest said:  
 
At 5:53:40 on Mon, 17 Nov  
Paula said:  
 
At 8:07:05 on Sun, 16 Nov  
Swingfest said:  
 
At 7:55:01 on Sun, 16 Nov  
Paula said:  
 
At 6:20:08 on Sat, 15 Nov  
Swingfest said:  
 
At 15:02:27 on Fri, 14 Nov  
Paula said:  
 
At 13:34:18 on Fri, 14 Nov  
Paula said:  
 
At 14:10:50 on Thu, 13 Nov  
Paula said:  
 
 Just reading a "guide to swinging" - written by an Aussie ! Details to come !
   
 HI TO ALL GUESTS
   
 We've been around the block a few times, we just like to park in a different drive way now and then ! *wink*
   
 mornin all - monday is here again!
   
 Great wedding, Piccies to come !
   
 Congrats - hope all went well
   
 CplinBlk are getting married at UTOPIA this afternoon !
   
 hi rolly and voigtstr
   
 Paula is waving at hAWKS!
   
 Pussy club is on tonight woot woot
   
 
 
 
 
In other news ...
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Written by Paula   
Tuesday, 03 June 2008


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I have a problem - things are black and white to me. Luke lives in a rainbow world where everything is all colours and he even has shades of colours too.

My world is black and white - maybe some grey but only if i am sure of what type of grey It is.

This makes Swinging a nightmare - this for instance:

Friends ask if we are free for a barbequeue - I say yeah sure, expecting just that - food and a few drinks, Luke expects something completly different - turns out normally luke is correct what we were being asked is: are You free for fun food and frolics!!!

I just dont get how some people can "know" when game is on?
Am I The only one who does not see the colour being played out before me?

This has occured so many times, Luke seems sure that a couple have "all but asked" us to Play and say No, it was just a picnic/dinner/drink and it turns out everytime Luke was Right and I was wrong!

Pointers to help me get this right are requested!

I see black and white always but since we have been swinging it seems to be showing loud and clear - Luke thinks it is sweet and endearing that I do not see what he sees but It is driving me mad - can you imagine turning up for a barbie and finding out at the last minute everyone knew but you that it was "game on"? Thank god for Luke ...  So if i EVER look a bit confused when you are talking to me - just say what you mean loud and clear!







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Luke   | Super Administrator | 2008-06-03 00:54:17
avatar This from the girl who:
a) Despite being sent a copy of the air ticket; and,
b) Taken a phone call from Heathrow airport; and,
c) Regular conversations about what we were going to do when I arrived in England,

Still didn't believe I had travelled half way round the world to meet her until she had actually laid eyes on me.

Well I suppose at least she didn't fall asleep in front of the fire within 5 minutes of being alone for the first time - hey I hadn't slept for 36 hours!
raven62   | Registered | 2008-06-03 04:29:40
avatar The critical thing here is clean Knickers. My mother taught me from on early age to always wear clean underwear when leaving the house, in case I was run over by a bus and had to go to hospital. I have carried this forward into adulthood and ultimately into the Lifestyle. Now I can go out to dinner, or a picnic, or even a Coffee, confident of dealing with any eventuality.

Problem is my mum didn't tell me to take a Cialis as well. This is where it all comes unstuck... and the Bangst kicks in.
Luke   | Super Administrator | 2008-06-03 04:36:42
avatar Oh is that why - I have spent the last 40 years wondering how clean underpants would protect me from a GVM of 7 tonnes bearing down on me at a velocity of around 16 m/s with a kinetic energy of around 1 GJ.
Paula   | Super Administrator | 2008-06-03 04:32:34
avatar You see, we differ - NO undies for Swingerizing (hey glossarize that one) but always a shower first... you can Cum at a table and be all clean again ready for play although a picnic is a bit hard for a shower...
MsBhaven - ROFLMAO... I knew it!     | Editor | 2008-06-20 09:42:35
avatar Have I got a person for you to speak to! I knew you were just like Mr B! He's a black and white too.
I'm the rainbow who sees the underlying colors.

Over the years he's generally learned that if I say the sky is green then it will be just to spite him. For the most part we compliment and one of us ends up keeping both of us out of the dark and out of trouble.

Lol... we even had this conversation about you two over dinner last night.

"I LIKE Luke and Paula, they seem quite a bit like us. Funny thing is Luke seems more like me (Ms & Paula seems a lot like you (Mr . Very interesting to meet another couple so much like us but reversed. Wonder when we can get to Oz".

Ms B
MsBhaven - ???     | Editor | 2008-06-20 09:43:29
avatar Now how the Hell did those smileys happen?

Ms B
Luke   | Super Administrator | 2008-06-20 18:47:40
avatar I dunno but it's cool isn't all of a sudden every time someone says Mr B or Ms B. a cool face comes up!

Thank you for your kind comments BTW. Maybe I'm too much in touch with my feminine side. We have a few friends like that where she and he and he and she have a lot in common.

Come on over we'll throw another snag on the barbie
Paula   | Super Administrator | 2008-06-20 21:47:11
avatar Oh do come over and visit - you can even bring those awful sprogs of yours - they can join our sprogs and kill each other lol

We have always said (even before we met) how alike in opposites we are... how cool is it to sit at dinner and listen to yourself being sarcastic through someone elses mouth!
Paula   | Super Administrator | 2008-08-14 20:19:30
avatar Oh duh! it seems all the problem is - is communication - sometimes it is hard to ask outright (i NEVER do) but a clever witty comment gives you the answer every time - i may get weird looks but I think thats the go for me!
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