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 Just reading a "guide to swinging" - written by an Aussie ! Details to come !
   
 HI TO ALL GUESTS
   
 We've been around the block a few times, we just like to park in a different drive way now and then ! *wink*
   
 mornin all - monday is here again!
   
 Great wedding, Piccies to come !
   
 Congrats - hope all went well
   
 CplinBlk are getting married at UTOPIA this afternoon !
   
 hi rolly and voigtstr
   
 Paula is waving at hAWKS!
   
 Pussy club is on tonight woot woot
   
 
At 16:46:46 on Thu, 20 Nov  
Swingfest said:  
 
At 12:06:57 on Tue, 18 Nov  
Paula said:  
 
At 8:33:17 on Tue, 18 Nov  
Swingfest said:  
 
At 5:53:40 on Mon, 17 Nov  
Paula said:  
 
At 8:07:05 on Sun, 16 Nov  
Swingfest said:  
 
At 7:55:01 on Sun, 16 Nov  
Paula said:  
 
At 6:20:08 on Sat, 15 Nov  
Swingfest said:  
 
At 15:02:27 on Fri, 14 Nov  
Paula said:  
 
At 13:34:18 on Fri, 14 Nov  
Paula said:  
 
At 14:10:50 on Thu, 13 Nov  
Paula said:  
 
 Just reading a "guide to swinging" - written by an Aussie ! Details to come !
   
 HI TO ALL GUESTS
   
 We've been around the block a few times, we just like to park in a different drive way now and then ! *wink*
   
 mornin all - monday is here again!
   
 Great wedding, Piccies to come !
   
 Congrats - hope all went well
   
 CplinBlk are getting married at UTOPIA this afternoon !
   
 hi rolly and voigtstr
   
 Paula is waving at hAWKS!
   
 Pussy club is on tonight woot woot
   
 
 
 
 
In other news ...
Shit Hits The Fan E-mail
Written by Paula   
Friday, 23 May 2008


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Ahhh It’s Friday – finally! Got to The weekend…

Had a great day yesterday – went shopping and bought a new camera to replace the lost/stolen one! Luke wanted to go off to get some nerdy geek stuff and I saw a camera I liked better so will keep that one and will take the other one back! So hopefully we will take a few pics this weekend.. I think we owe a few people (well two) a bit of show and tell!

The kitchen sink has been making noises this week (along with my poor stomach) and finally at 8.30 last night we found out why – seems we had blocked drains..

I called the plumber guy in this morning and he took a look and asked us to flush ALL the toilets in the house, we had assured him the upstairs ones were fine it was just the downstairs ones.. Within a few flushes he could tell things were not good… there was water flooding all over the garden! So he gets his book out, tells us how extortionate the fee will be and at this point I escaped to the school (NEVER leave your iPod in your Kids school bag – the teacher will look at You very strangely and ask “can you not live without it? Or is there something on it you don’t want us too see” and wink! Lol if only she knew… anyway I knew when the plumber is in it is best If I am out, so I did the grocery shopping which took a while. When I GOT BACK I could smell which house was ours … we had shit all over the garden and it stunk! Next to the gunk was a huge pile of grey cloth… A HUGE pile… mmm suspicious. Luke was talking to the plumber and he said it looked like baby wipes… there was also something that looked like night time pull ups too… Oh and what is that? Of course, that would be the Malden sea salt still in its grinder that went missing… and what’s that? Oh just a pile of money!

Lets just say TT really is a little turd! Shit will hit the fan when he comes Home!

Luke had to rescue the cat the other day - he has taken to climbing on the roof (3 stories high) and meowing for hours - normally we let him in and he is cool... not yesterday, he seemed to have tired himself out so luke got on the step ladders and helped him down - my hero (knew he loved the cat really!)

So off to the club tonight – hopefully it will not be dead and there will be fun people there – I hate the nights where we only get 1000 people in and not 2000! LMAO

Also noticed that we are getting lots of incredible nose candy freaks looking at our Profile – will you stop looking please? I know life in QLD can be tedious but I do hear Utopia is the place to go for fun – ever heard of it? Great place – really and truly a SWINGERS CLUB – do try it and not just hang about outside luvvies !

Well I better go shake my butt into some kinda shape at the gym. Question of the day... Should I become a plumber?

 

 

NEWS UPDATE : Just got this from Teenage Mutant:

 Hey guys
this is just n email to let you No that i am giving my puppy away too  a loving home. if you are interested in him his name is streaker and he is a maltese cross sausage dog.
if you are interested let me no and i can send you some pictures of him.
and if you take him he is free and comes with all his things such as a kennel and a bed and we will give you $500 to buy food for him for the next year. he is only little and is very cute.
 
thanks heaps


********  :)
xo
 

Is she having a laugh? This is what we pay huge school fees for? To send emails about near abandoned puppies? I of course, said, NO!

 





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